You can’t properly call yourself a beer geek unless you’re drinking your beer at around 53°. That’s why you want, nay, that’s why you need an infrared thermometer. With a freaking laser pointer. This is a device with many uses. First and foremost, you can accurately get an idea of how cold your beer is. Second, you can do that from 50 feet away if your aim is any good. You can use the laser pointer aspect to mess with your dog or cat. The possibilities are, quite literally, endless.
